If you gave me a genie who had three wishes, I would waste no time making them. I’d wish for the ability to teleport, Trump to not be President and an unlimited supply of Chicken Nuggets that don’t make you fat.
Well if you don’t have a genie that hopefully is voiced by Robin Williams, we also have another option for you to get that third wish.
Apparently becoming a world class chicken nugget tester is a thing so get ready to change career paths. B&M Stores are currently looking for a “Chicken Nugget Connoisseur,” their words, not mine.
If you thought it couldn’t get any better, just take a look at their job’s experience needed section:
Do you think you have relevant experience? – experience can include, but is not limited to:
– Getting the 20 share box of nuggets from McDonalds and keeping them all for yourself
– Being the first in the office kitchen whenever someone says there’s cake
– That time you tripped and fell at a buffet and saved the plate before yourself
– Going to an event or party because there is free food
– You value the importance of a fish finger sandwich in life
– You can conduct a power point presentation on the reasoning behind curly fries being nicer than chips [fries]
Can these reasons be anymore real? Whoever was in charge of writing this might as well just take the job! I honestly didn’t know that the 20 McNugget box was for sharing, I mean what’s the point then?!
Also that last point is spot on, whoever thinks that normal fries are better than their curly counterparts needs to be checked-in to a mental institution.
Don’t listen to Mama June’s advice, she’s wrong. Get as close as you can to ALL the chicken nuggets! I mean you are probably sitting reading this in some crap cubicle when you could move across the pond and enjoy endless nuggets!
Okay maybe don’t quit your day job just yet since they are only offering a £25 voucher, aka $34.76 in US dollars for every month you do this. But still, this is definitely something I would throw on the old resume!
To be honest I never thought I would get a chance to use that above GIF in any scenario until this day. They go on to say on their website:
Just like a good steak, this opportunity is rare and shouldn’t be diced with.
Just make sure you are watching that terrible video on Youtube about how they make chicken nuggets. Honestly whoever made that video just needs to stop killing the joy of our love for nuggs!
I don’t know about you but isn’t New Years supposed to be about making positive changes in your life? Pretty sure this job would go against pretty much everyone’s New Year’s resolutions. Unless yours was to eat even MORE chicken nuggets, then this is right on track for you.
Header Image Via The Independent