First things first guys, using a public restroom is the worst. They are always dirty and have no ventilation just in case you do stank it up. There is really no win and that’s what Nicole McCourt found out in the worst way.
All she was trying to do was be healthy but she didn’t read in between the lines and see the signs that eventually ended in embarrassment to the max.
This was all detailed to her best friend and it’s really the only type of thing you can tell your best friend. Well I guess the rest of the world knows about her explosive bathroom mishap now…
It starts off so innocent too…
Okay since Nicole is from England it seems that I have to do some translations. Holland and Barratts is a health shop, maybe like a scaled down Whole Foods if you will. Rochester Ginger is a brand of Ginger Beer.
Lastly no she didn’t order a pancake, she got like a oat bar, think like a Kashi bar. Okay so the stage is set, what could go wrong, right?
That was the first red flag in this story. You’ll learn shortly why the cashier should have spoken up about her query into the flapjack and why Nicole should have asked why she was asking such a “random” question.
Hmmm why does her “tummy feel weird?”
I’m guessing the smellys are perfumes in England and can that be a thing that catches on in America?
Anyways so it’s time to find a bathroom eh Nicole? We’ve all been there, and it seems like her situation went from 0 to 100 real quick.
I feel like she abandoned all her things she was going to buy in the line at this point. But that’s what needed to happen. She couldn’t help it! Then she realized why this terribleness was happening to her…
Yeah that will do the trick, a detox drink plus a fiber bar. It was all coming back to her now. Side note, I think it’s great that their go-to emoji was the poop emoji on Facebook, it couldn’t be more fitting.
At this point the friend is dying on the other end probably. Either that or being totally disgusted but I think she is embracing her traumatized friend.
She tried to make it smell better since it smelled like a sewer in there, but it didn’t really help.
THEY LITERALLY GAGGED! Wow I can’t think of a more embarrassing situation!
As a dude, I can’t even remember a time where my #2 duties made a person cry real tears. That’s honestly impressive.
Yeah honestly I can’t believe that happened either, I know what you’re thinking! I’m surprised there isn’t a GoFundMe for the child that cried set up. That will take years of counseling to get over!
Let’s just hope Nicole doesn’t go on any Detox/Fiber diets anytime soon again…