Sometimes it can be hard living with people, and it can be especially difficult if you are the only guy in a three roommate situation. I have a feeling we are about to learn just how ummm interesting that bathroom of theirs can get.
Who are we talking about now? Craig Staples, along with his girlfriend and her best friend. Honestly I don’t know what kind of voodoo magic they did to him to get him to agree with that, but here we are.
Off out with my girls tonight, happy Easter everyone and thanks for the love ❤️ @BillieJacobina @sjcw_ pic.twitter.com/y7Es3AEPpc
— Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) April 1, 2018
After moving in with two ladies, Craig started to see some eye-opening things and wanted the world to know about them.
Last year, I moved in with my girlfriend and her best mate. They’re both girls. Some of the shit I’ve seen is EYE OPENING mate (a thread)
— Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
So he preceded to list the top 15 most…interesting things he encountered.
1. This is just about girls in general…
1. They show each other ALL of the messages that they receive from everybody. Nobody is safe. Girls don’t need screenshots mate, they have photographic screenshot memories
— Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
2. In the comfort of their own home, anything is on the table…
2. Contrary to popular belief, girls do poo. And they ain’t scared to talk about it mate. “I NEED A POO” is probably the most used phrase in this house.
— Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
3. EVERYWHERE! And no where at the same dang time…
3. HAIR CLIPS. Oh my days the hair clips. Stand on them, sit on them, wake up with them attached to your skin, mate I could have a fucking bath in the ones I find on a weekly basis
— Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
4. Start your night at 2:30…
4. The process for getting ready for a night out is not just “wash, get dressed, go out”. Nah. There’s meetings, catwalk shows, endless compliments and it’s sometimes an actual 2 man job cos some dresses have back zips that would literally be impossible for one girl to reach mate
— Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
5. Bath and Body Works is life
5. Candles. We have SO MANY CANDLES. Candles that smell like really weird things, like “rhubarb and custard”. I don’t even know what rhubarb and custard actually smells like?!?
— Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
6. I’ve been here, because of my roommate I hate Ari too!
6. Kardashians. Ibiza Weekender. Ru Paul. Ex On The Beach. Love Island. Geordie Shore. Mate, I know everything about all of these people I’ll never meet. There are SO MANY EPISODES OF THEM ALL! And the worst thing is, I actually gave in and really got in to Love Island 😅
— Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
7. I think it’s “On Fleek” Craig…
7. If my eyebrows aren’t “fleeky”, they literally don’t talk to me until I agree to let one of the girls pluck them. It’s mad. Girls love plucking someone else’s eyebrows. No idea why!!
— Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
8. Mmmm I’m hungry too…
8. Girls go on and on about dieting and “bikini bodies” etc, but trust me when I say that “cheat day” is pretty much whenever they feel sad about anything. Bad day? Glass of wine. Is it Monday? Chocolate. Did your boyfriend tell you we can’t have a dog? Dominos.
— Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
9. Everyone knows a girl that could find Bigfoot if she wanted to.
9. I know that the saying goes “girls find out everything”, but if that’s true it’s only because they are NEXT LEVEL instagram stalkers. Seriously I mention a first name, after 5 mins on insta they know the persons dogs name, their shoe size and their national insurance number
— Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
10. English translation: robes. They are robes.
10. Dressing gowns. If you haven’t got a dressing gown then you are missing out mate. Some days when we’re hungover, we literally don’t get out of dressing gowns all day. The girls go Tesco in dressing gowns and nobody even cares bruv
— Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
11. Thank Lady Gaga and Just Dance
11. Sometimes I sit on the sofa and just watch those two, sometimes they just look and break out in to dance or something. I literally have no idea what’s going on, there doesn’t even have to be any music playing
— Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
12. EVERYTHING IS THE WORST!
12. Everything is a massive drama. Having to wash your hair = drama. It being cold outside when you expected warm and you have to change your outfit = drama. Not being able to find an item of clothing = absolutely fucking massive drama.
— Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
13. Even the places you didn’t know about had to be cleaned.
13. If visitors come round, we have to know 8-10 working days beforehand so the girls can make sure that the house is clean, they’ve washed and dried their hair and they have makeup on
— Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
14. The Sisterhood of the clothes or something like that right?
14. Girls share all of the clothes. They might as well have a shared wardrobe. It’s actually gone past the point of them knowing who’s top is who’s lol
— Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
15. This is the most obvious one to me!
But would Craig have it any other way?
All I’d say tho is that you don’t know true loyalty until you’ve lived with girls. And the house is full of laugher every day. Love them x
— Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
Looks like these ladies found a really great friend
— Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 29, 2018
If you want to check in on Craig and his roommate’s adventures you can check him out on Twitter here.