Cats are the cutest things on the internet. Just ask this guy. Anyone with a cat can relate to any of the following tweets though. You can probably relate to them if you know somebody with a cat too, because they complain about all these same things.
My favorite common theme of cat jokes is that dogs are the most loving creatures on the planet and cats are the opposite. If that’s true why does anyone have cats still?
1.
When my cat meows at me after I’ve meowed at her, I genuinely believe I’ve spoken some kind of word in cat language.
— Megan Everett (@moitoi) January 15, 2018
2.
she's been screaming at these water droplets for 3 fucking minutes get out of the shower you tiny moron pic.twitter.com/rEw8V6SLCw
— corgi queen (@baz00per) January 11, 2017
3.
Cat: Remember that time you told me you wanted me to stand on your chest with my arse in your face at every opportunity?
Me: No.
Cat: Whatever!— Oonagh (@Okeating) April 11, 2018
4.
when ur cat gets the fly that's been buzzin' around ur apartment causin' a ruckus pic.twitter.com/9rv7AWECKH
— Dave Stopera (@davestopera) July 28, 2015
5.
https://twitter.com/kumailn/status/816032758619213824
6.
When someone asks what I’m up to, there’s a 90% chance I’m trying not to pee my pants while waiting patiently for my cat to decide she’s done laying on my lap
— Morgan Paige (@MorganPaigeLove) January 13, 2018
7.
ME: If we get nuked I hope my cats live. They can eat my corpse for sustenance. I'd be fine with that.
DAD: So you're still single— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) July 28, 2017
8.
Sometimes I wonder if I spoil the cat, seeing him with his iPad, in his yurt. pic.twitter.com/45ScY3Rloe
— Liz Buckley (@liz_buckley) January 21, 2015
9.
BATMAN: I got you flowers
CATWOMAN: Put them in this vase
BATMAN: Ok
CATWOMAN: *pushes vase off counter while maintaining eye contact*— Floyd (@dafloydsta) September 8, 2015
10.
ME: okay guys I bought a $100 cat tree and multiple beds just for you
CATS: pic.twitter.com/VVTBwiY6tj— Sam H. Escobar (@myhairisblue) January 16, 2017
11.
I try to be a good person, but it has been indicated that if I keep ordering the big bags of cat litter from the Internet the UPS guy is going to put out a hit on me.
— OPTIMUS WINE (@linanneblack) January 13, 2018
12.
Coworker: [shows me pic of her baby]
Me: [shows her pic of my cat] Here's mine.
Coworker: That's a cat.
Me: Cats are just goth babies.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) October 26, 2017
13.
me, when my cat stands straight on my neck, and chokes me out while he’s cleaning my face and purring pic.twitter.com/BhybMvIRgD
— ˗ˏˋ puff ˊˎ˗ (@oh__honey__) April 11, 2018
14.
My cat’s reached that age where he needs help cleaning himself. Licking his asshole is the worst.
— Viktor Winetrout (@Cpin42) October 16, 2015
15.
— erin chack (@ErinChack) April 10, 2018
16.
When you have found a book but have to confront the fact that you do not know how to read pic.twitter.com/YzpfTDmLBL
— 🍂 sp0ka (in a pile of leaves) 🍂 (@sp0ka) October 23, 2017
17.
my mum: why is your bed soaking wet
me thinking about the 9 unsuccessful attempts to get the cat to drink water out of my cupped hands at 2am: i peed. that is pee— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) April 15, 2018
18.
I bought my mom a book on how to make tiny hats for cats yesterday and she just TEXTED ME THIS PICTURE pic.twitter.com/n1a12QUaG9
— wendy (@pla2me) July 15, 2017
19.
Bestial force unleashed onto the black earth. Countless armies await my command. pic.twitter.com/FKMw7FyqqV
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) June 29, 2017
20.
"someday this will all be yours" I tell my cat, waving my arms wildly at a few amazon boxes by the front door
— claudia turner (@cloudypianos) May 26, 2015
21.
Me: *Sobbing* One minute he loves me and the next he wants nothing to do me!
Therapist: That's pretty typical cat behavior….
— petite rain city (@PetiteRainCity) January 24, 2015
22.
me talking to my cat 5 times a day pic.twitter.com/XldODAfqAg
— hikikomoriana grande (@mothmaam420) April 4, 2018
23.
[at the cat shelter]
Yes hello I'd like to start a tab, please— moody monday (@mdob11) December 23, 2014
24.
New boyfriend is allergic to kitten so can't keep him 🙁 He's ginger & named Tom. Friendly. Comes when called. 28yrs-old & works in IT.
— Periwinkle Jones (@peachesanscream) November 28, 2012
25.
[god creating cats]
"How about…small dogs that hate everything"— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) June 1, 2017
26.
90% of having a cat is saying "Where is the cat"
— Ristolable (@Ristolable) September 2, 2017
27.
“What did we ever do to deserve dogs?” – humans
“Oh, fuck off.” – cats
— Quinn Sutherland (@ReelQuinn) February 27, 2017