Recently, Slade Sohmer went and visited his mom during National Appreciation Week as well as Mother’s Day. It’s a pretty powerful double holiday if you are lucky enough to be in the middle of that Venn diagram.
Anyways, Slade (which by the way is the coolest name ever) sat in on his mom’s fourth grade classroom and was blown away by what some of them have to say. They were really excited to meet him and honestly I’d love to have every celebrity interview done with children instead of a boring interview person any day.
Pretty sure I just came up with a new show. I’ll just let you read…
So here's a fun little story: I spent the morning in my mom's fourth-grade classroom, this being a perfect confluence of Teacher Appreciation Week and Mother's Day. The plan: to discuss writing. Outside of that, I don't have much in common with 10-year-olds, so I was nervous.
— Slade (@Slade) May 11, 2018
I get there and the kids are PSYCHED. Here's a new adult!, someone who wants to talk to them!, someone who knows their teacher too! So we go over to the group corner, and the 20 of them sit cross-legged in a semi-circle looking at me in the chair.
— Slade (@Slade) May 11, 2018
I have each kid go one-by-one and tell me their name and one thing I should know about them. It was adorable. A couple of kids LOVE dinosaurs, some LOVE wrestling, surfing, skateboard tricks, cool stuff. Fun so far. We're feelin good. But then they start peppering questions at me
— Slade (@Slade) May 11, 2018
• Who was more annoying, you or your brother?
• Did you get in trouble a lot?
• Do you use figurative language in your writing?
• What's the happiest moment of your life?
• What's the most tragic moment? (!!!!)
• Do you like to write more dialogue or internal thinking?— Slade (@Slade) May 11, 2018
I am, like, jaw agape. These are nine- and 10-year-olds. Their writing questions were sharp. Their AMA questions were deep! But, then, here's where it gets really interesting …
— Slade (@Slade) May 11, 2018
"Who cares about money more, you or your brother?"
My brother, I say, because he has a wife and two kids.
"Do you have a wife or kids?"
I don't, I say.
"Do you have a girlfriend?"
I don't I say.
"Do you live in an apartment?"
I do, I say.
"Who do you live with?"
— Slade (@Slade) May 11, 2018
And now I'm like … am I … do I … what do I … am I about to come out of the closet to these kids? At this point I looked to my mother, who kind of nodded and mouthed something like "go ahead." So I said, "I live with my boyfriend."
— Slade (@Slade) May 11, 2018
"Like a friend?," one asked. "No, not like that," I said, ready to move on as my face reddened and the air flew out of the room for a split second. The kids seemed to recognize what was what, some light giggling, some oooos, but none of these precocious fuckers, like, gave a shit
— Slade (@Slade) May 11, 2018
I steered the conversation back to writing, and despite one swerve back to "why are your shoes pink?," the rest of my day with them was full of hope and warmth and magic. They read me their own short stories, and good lord, a few of these kids could WRITE. I was beaming!
— Slade (@Slade) May 11, 2018
I ate it up! I hung on every word! I tried to give them encouragement, some notes, some tips, some light wisdom from someone who was the same age or older than their parents! It was the best morning I've had in a while.
— Slade (@Slade) May 11, 2018
There's no lesson here, but here's a thing: You really never "come out of the closet." In this dumb heteronormative world, you're constantly defining who you are and letting people in. Even some nosy fourth graders and their amazing teacher who lured you in to talk about writing!
— Slade (@Slade) May 11, 2018
People had some good follow-up questions too…
Yeah, I actually said "because they're awesome! why's your shirt blue?"
— Slade (@Slade) May 11, 2018
And people didn’t forget about mom!
She is really one of the world’s best teachers. So she primed the pump for me with respect to these kids.
— Slade (@Slade) May 12, 2018
What a beautiful story, and one that deserves to go viral!
He also spoke to Buzzfeed and said:
I think it serves to show there is no one grand Coming Out, that we are constantly coming out, or probably more accurately, letting people in to our lives. One other takeaway: This isn’t about indoctrination or pushing an agenda, that was a simple answer to a simple question, and it’s a great reminder that homophobia is passed-down learned behavior.
He went onto say:
“I’m thankful that these kids hadn’t learned it. They couldn’t have cared less about who I choose to live my life with.”
A few more responses included:
I just happened upon your story, today. I smiled. I giggled. My heart warmed. Tear-filled eyes and a nice, happy, "There's still good moments in life" feeling came to me. So great to begin my day reading this…for a change. THANK YOU FOR SHARING
— Julie (@jdkope) May 12, 2018
Your mom sounds like an awesome teacher & mom! You made me cry.
— Debbie Webster (@scdw01090503) May 12, 2018
Adorable, heart-warming #mustread that reminds me we need the next generation more than ever!
— Carla Spaccarotelli (@cjspacc) May 11, 2018
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