Sometimes it’s just been a long week. Parents can totally relate to that on a Friday. All they want to do is sit on the couch and do nothing. At least I’m pretty sure that’s what these moms and dads want to do.
We rounded up the best tweets that every parent will be able to relate to!
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I’d pour one out for all the potty training parents, but that would just make more clean-up and that wouldn’t help anyone.
— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) May 10, 2018
16.
Me: Don't forget the most important part of baking cookies-
*in unison*
Son: Having fun!
Daughter: Putting some of the dough aside for when Mommy gets sad!— Lauren Mullen (@DraggingFeeties) May 9, 2018
15.
My 3-year-old called her corn dog a "hot dog sword" and now I'm never calling it anything else.
— "Bare Minimum Parenting" comes out in 3 days (@XplodingUnicorn) May 10, 2018
14.
It’s the last month of school, here are 97 activities in the middle of the day parents need to attend.
-elementary schools
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 9, 2018
13.
Motherhood has made me a professional sigher.
— OneFunnyMummy (@OneFunnyMummy) May 7, 2018
12.
“Change your underwear or you’re not allowed to wear cowboy boots” is a real thing I had to say to my toddler this morning.
— Ashley Austrew (@ashleyaustrew) May 8, 2018
11.
You know you’re old when you go to a concert and the lead singer’s banter includes, “How many babysitters were hired tonight?”
— SpacedMom (@copymama) May 11, 2018
10.
Being a parent teaches you a lot about yourself. For instance, this morning my 7yo told me that I’m not as funny as I think I am.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) May 7, 2018
9.
Welcome to parenthood.
Hope you like hearing “THERE’S NOTHING TO EAT!” right after you just spent your life savings at the grocery store.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) May 7, 2018
8.
Had to draw a "The Flash" logo on our 4 year old's arm to cajole him into leaving the house today.
— dadpression (@Dadpression) May 10, 2018
7.
My 8yo said I ruined his life. I’m so proud of myself because I didn’t expect to do that until he was at least 15.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) May 11, 2018
6.
Good morning. My 3 year old is throwing a tantrum because I went to the bathroom.
— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) May 10, 2018
5.
Me sitting at home judging Met Gala outfits in my stained leggings and wrinkled T-shirt pic.twitter.com/3mu52azaUk
— MotherPlaylist (@MotherPlaylist) May 8, 2018
4.
In my experience when one door closes it reopens and closes 13 times by a small child.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) May 6, 2018
3.
American Ninja Warrior, but for parents.
Obstacles include: getting a straw into a juice pack on the first try and waking a teen for school in under 15 minutes.
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) May 8, 2018
2.
“Not right now.”
– me, to my toddler 90,000 times a day— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) May 9, 2018
1.
Parenthood is like boot camp for your dignity.
— Andy Herald (@AndyHerald) May 8, 2018