It’s that time of the year again. The young minds of the world have gone to work to bring you the most witty, memorable quotes that will have your sides splitting. For some reason, my dumb high school didn’t allow us to send quotes. If I could have had my way, mine would have been, “Instead of with highest honors, just say, just barely.”
Anyways, these 23 seniors are way more witty than I and they should receive a dang award for these. Sound off in the Facebook comments to which one is your favorite. Also if you haven’t quite gotten to graduation, use some of these and win your own high school!
23. “Anything is possible when you sound Caucasian on the phone.”
Going out with a bang 😎💣 pic.twitter.com/SlSHu1KNyF
— Savy (@TRILLAAXX_) May 2, 2017
22. “You all say you hate me, but presidents don’t elect themselves.”
Just sayin' #seniorquote pic.twitter.com/1khkdpXcjF
— Lauren Cazares (@sillylittlelolo) June 7, 2016
21. “Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning”
kevin fisher is my dude. there was clearly little to no censorship in the yearbook department pic.twitter.com/f02vawb8KY
— wes (@weserny) August 10, 2017
20. “There is no need to repeat yourself. I ignored you just fine the first time.”
19. “I hate everyone”
they really let me thank Satan in my senior yearbook quote lmao pic.twitter.com/a4Dkl7U7OF
— Casey the Friendly Ghost 👻 (@caseykidik) April 26, 2018
18. This guy put morse code for “F*ck you”
this kid used morse code for his senior quote and we translated it and this is what it said. pic.twitter.com/tLFWBQouuU
— luna (@lunaxam) May 18, 2017
17. Oh no…he quoted the Cash Me Outside girl…
why didn’t i make this my senior quote 😭😭😂 pic.twitter.com/dalAHeNCzw
— marisa 🦋 (@misbruno_) May 11, 2018
16. That’s understandable…
#SeniorQuote 🇳🇬 pic.twitter.com/p5P7becS1Q
— Omotola (@T_Omotinugbon) May 13, 2017
15. “I’m always right, except when I’m wrong, which is often.”
@egoraptor Congrats, you made it into the yearbook!!! pic.twitter.com/LaqCvUH6Wm
— Annie (@anniefeldman837) May 2, 2018
14. There was no committee checking the NSFW-ness of these quotes…
#onlyatdreyfoos best senior quote so far pic.twitter.com/xBo3Id7MT2
— Urklegru (@_jalynnnn) April 30, 2014
13. “To all the teachers that never taught me a thing: Stranger Things Season 2 Episode 5 35:08”
so uh here’s my senior quote LOL pic.twitter.com/YxJNVFMs2u
— lucky (@StayLuckyy) May 16, 2018
12. Shoutout to the haters it seems…
I think I had the best #seniorquote 😇 pic.twitter.com/NIpuSl7Fz9
— Cafe Con Leche ☕️ (@sofrito_mami) April 23, 2017
11. “Im bad at everything.”
10. “That’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets.”
Met Daniel Franzese aka Damien from Mean Girls! Thanks for appreciating my senior quote😂 pic.twitter.com/0sM7Ao4VyR
— Kristen Beever (@kristen_beever) March 15, 2018
9. Who doesn’t want to be like Elon?
I had to shout out @elonmusk for my senior quote in the yearbook. Did you guys really expect anything else…? pic.twitter.com/6pBXM7fVPr
— John Kraus (@johnkrausphotos) May 2, 2018
8. This guy was looking to be in many yearbooks…
It's getting to be that time of year so I'd encourage you to be cool as hell and use one of my tweets as your yearbook quote like these RAD af people pic.twitter.com/P3Vdny1vIA
— No Shame November (@SortaBad) February 1, 2018
7. “And no, I will not be your gay best friend.”
😂 that senior quote pic.twitter.com/UmIRMqS3X7
— jade (@jvdewrght_) May 1, 2014
6. Same tho…
My senior quote applys to everyone pic.twitter.com/rP1swL7JuK
— 〰 (@Kevinnamhoang) May 30, 2014
5. Thanks mom for this one…
My mom hates me for using this as my senior quote lol pic.twitter.com/PjCx8IyToq
— nadya (@thiccafdolan) May 17, 2018
4. “When life throws a wrench in your plans, catch it and build an IKEA bookshelf.”
@tyleroakley I made one of my favourite lines from Binge my senior yearbook quote 😊
*idk what happened w/ the quotation marks pic.twitter.com/RwktquvG76— jonathan (@jonathanyliu) June 10, 2017
3. So much winning going on here…
friendly reminder that that isn't even the best part of our yearbook pic.twitter.com/ACUG9H7S8Z
— Carson Bolding (@carsonautri) May 18, 2017
2. “A lot of girls didn’t like me this year, but their boyfriends did. 😉
Ok so here’s my senior quote haha pic.twitter.com/JfymAP5zR5
— Steff (@foreversteffany) May 18, 2018
- Oh cool, doors!