Before I go into a rant that says that men are the worst, let me say that just overall people are the worst. Sadly in our society the bad out weigh the good and it’s just a huge disappointment. So before you say that all men suck, perhaps all crappy people suck. Because that’s the truth. There are good people and bad people and this post is about some crazy dudes that shouldn’t be in contact with any other human being.
It all started when a blogger named Oloni asked this question, and I have a feeling she knew exactly what she was doing…
What’s the most cringe worthy thing a guy you’ve dated has done?
— #LaidBarePodcast (@Oloni) May 15, 2018
It’s safe to say the responses were epic:
Invited his whole family including his grandparents, sister, nephews and 9 year old daughter to our fifth date without warning me. We hadn’t even slept together yet.
— ✨Finessa Feltz✨ (@YourMansFave_X) May 15, 2018
Asked me to take several snapchat videos of him while he was in the bathtub flexing with a beer in his hand😐
— Alice (@Inrwandaland) May 15, 2018
This woman was held captive…
Not a guy I was dating. But this Nigerian dude kept me captive in his car (doors locked) for about half an hour trying to convince me to go back to his for a party. I had work in the morning and wanted to sleep. Said he would pay me to go to his and “do you know who I am?”
— Tsuki🌙 no Usagi🐰 (@_guiguihime) May 15, 2018
I swear. He couldn’t believe I didn’t accept his offer. When I told him I’d rather work he said I was “blocking blessings” and I don’t even know who he is, that he might be the son of a minister with lots of money. I told him that money is his not mine so it doesn’t excite me.
— Tsuki🌙 no Usagi🐰 (@_guiguihime) May 15, 2018
Then we have a dreamer
This one asked me about my interests and what I plan on doing in the future, I told him I was interested in politics and he let out a big loud laugh and proceeded to tell me that with him I’d never have to work , he would take care of me! Mind you he was jobless himself😊
— Alice (@Inrwandaland) May 15, 2018
A late show up turned into some creepy questioning
Finally an oloni thread I can join in!! My date was 30 mins late and when I questioned him about it, he replied "I didn't think you'd mind" 😕 He then asked for pictures of what I'd been wearing when I'd gone clubbing the night before #issano
— Rings and tings (@irumbaiwill) May 15, 2018
This man spent years studying the blade
We met online and literally our first time Skype not even 10 minutes into Skyping he starts showing me his knife collection and explaining them to me and shows me an old little gun he has. It was the creepiest thing ever and I just kept thinking "is…is he going to kill me or.."
— ✝20GAYTEEN✝ ★彡 (@ShilohCiara) May 15, 2018
*inserts crying emoji*
Cried because their girlfriend caught him LOOL
— Michelle Obama (@omgeze) May 15, 2018
Don’t mess with a woman and her love for Beyoncé
Guy told me I was crazy for loving Beyoncé as I do .
Needless to say I never saw him again pic.twitter.com/NWOaSRnUaw— Yoncé (@MILKY_DAH_DIVA) May 15, 2018
This might be the top cringeworthy one ever, and it wasn’t even a date
Mine's not a date tho… A male friend introduces me to his godfather.. I greeted d man 'Sir'. Man looks at me, asks my friend "she ur gf", my friend says no, man turns 2 me, "don't call me 'Sir', as soon as I set my eyes on u, I get turned on, then he says ur toes turn me on.."
— Merrymary Tom🇳🇬 (@MerrymaryTom) May 15, 2018
..next thing he says "tell me, where do u live, lemme pay u a visit n fertilize u"..😱😱😱 so u know he's an old man🤧🤧🤧😤😤😤
— Merrymary Tom🇳🇬 (@MerrymaryTom) May 15, 2018
This girl had more balls than her guy
Walking back to his car after a date and a car pulls up. Apparently he was talking shit to these guys in his car earlier that day. He started getting rude until three of them jumped out the car so I jumped in front of him and managed to diffuse the situation. I even told them he
— – (@basedshxn) May 15, 2018
doesn’t drive. They eventually left cause I made them think they had the wrong guy and he turned around to me and said “omg you’re so strong nobody has ever been able to hold me back before.” He was literally hiding behind me 🤨
— – (@basedshxn) May 15, 2018
An over-concerned ex…
I once had an old boyfriend call my mom bc he thought I shouldn’t be out at 1am with my friends smh 🤦♀️
— 👻Ghost 👻 Khoral👻 (@RaddestChiaPet) May 15, 2018
Another insecure dude, I mean come on why do guys have to give us all a bad name!?
On a first (and only) date, belittled me for owning a house, mocked where I owned my house (a "shithole" apparently) then complained that I asked for a glass of regular red wine when he offered to buy me a drink, because it was "expensive"
— Generic Cat Mom (@laurabygaslight) May 15, 2018
Bonus: he lived with his dad
— Generic Cat Mom (@laurabygaslight) May 15, 2018
A guy that was super in touch with his feelings
He told me he was in love with me after 4 days of knowing me
— 👁 👄 👁 (@wattymeow) May 15, 2018
And another who had a shot clock on his dates…
Within the first 5 mins he told me he was trying to be married in the next 6 months and said if I wasn’t looking for the same this will be our last date smh the only bad thing about dating guys in their late 20’s early 30’s 🙄🤧🤧
— nic (@NicoleDeLeon_13) May 15, 2018
And lastly this cheapass…
Made me pay for dinner after he said it was on him (which is fine honestly) but the reason he made me pay? I left 1 chicken tender on my plate & I didn't even attempt to ask for a box to take it home. He was mad as hell bc he thought I was trying to "waste his money" 😂😂
— B (@ibleedblue_23) May 15, 2018
Well I sure hope none of you have ever had to experience that awfulness! If you have, let me know in the comments!