“I always feel like somebody’s watching me. And I have no privacy.”
That’s a line from Rockwell’s one hit wonder, “Somebody’s Watching Me.” It’s very relevant to this because someone is always watching you, the FBI man that’s inside your computer! Okay there isn’t one, but honestly maybe? If Mark Zuckerberg thinks he needs to cover his computer, then maybe you do?
Either way people have some funny things to say about the little guy watching them, and some just don’t care.
*sings Hollaback Girl in the shower*
Government agent spying on me: pic.twitter.com/KniegzPGgk
— Luke McCrea (@Lookleluke) January 13, 2018
when the FBI agent monitoring me sends a message asking me to take the tape off my webcam pic.twitter.com/cEM9x3rU89
— 𝐤𝖔𝖇𝐲 ♥ (@kobychill) January 20, 2018
me (googling): sexy green m&m
fbi agent monitoring me: oh god not this again
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) December 11, 2017
me, peeling tape off webcam: hey guys whats apoptosis mean?
little FBI voice within my computer: programmed cell death.
me: thanks roger. tell the family happy holidays
roger, the FBI man: will do. please get more sleep
— lily jackson (@lilyzella) December 5, 2017
Sometimes before I leave the house I wave to my laptop camera just to brighten the day of the FBI agent. Friendliness is contagious you know.
— Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) January 26, 2018
me: *covers the camera from my laptop's webcam with tape*
the government agent always watching me: *texting me* omg r u mad at me?
— indie (@INDIEWASHERE) December 28, 2017
*kisses laptop webcam before bed*
goodnight mr fbi man
— a w a b (@iAwab) January 19, 2018
what my assigned FBI agent sees 8 hours a day from my laptop pic.twitter.com/PnqYWiyaqo
— gromit (@meggyshmurda) January 24, 2018
Me, flirting with the government agent assigned to me through my webcam, hoping to get a government sugar daddy pic.twitter.com/Egd77QnnXs
— imBECile (@Ummbecca) January 13, 2018
Me: *opens laptop*
FBI Agent: Oh he’s finally gonna do his homework
Me: *Opens up Netflix and disappoints yet another person in my life*
— Alex Gonzalez (@aleksglz8) January 28, 2018
STEM Major: hi nice to meet you
Liberal Arts Major: nice to meet you too:)
government agent watching them both through their webcams: good! i'm glad they're finally getting along
— indie (@INDIEWASHERE) December 13, 2017
Me trying on clothes for a first date and asking the government workers in the webcam what they think pic.twitter.com/qqQ3p7kiz5
— kim thong un (@im0danieI) December 12, 2017
me posing for the government watching me through my webcam pic.twitter.com/FiRu89zYn9
— becky venus (@olverawill) November 6, 2017
the fbi agent monitoring my computer while i start watching another 24 minute vine compilation on youtube pic.twitter.com/Hh02Rz2j7o
— madison (@madisonnorm) December 21, 2017
My boyfriend: *leaves the room*
The fbi agent in my webcam: No I totally see what you mean.
Me: right? He's weird today. How's your husband?
FBI agent: he wants us to open our marriage
Me: that's rough janet.
— Josh Hall (@joshwillhall) January 28, 2018
My assigned FBI agent who monitors my phone watching me text back in .2 seconds when they took 2 weeks pic.twitter.com/9UFNhygzoY
— em 💫 (@uhhmmily) January 20, 2018
Me telling the FBI agent who watches me to tell the FBI agent who watches kylie to take a screenshot of her pregnant stomach pic.twitter.com/N3SjlOmC31
— 𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙖𝙣 (@angeliccunt) January 15, 2018
me: *gets left on read by boy i like again*
government agent who's reading all my texts: wow when will she finally find love?? *sighs*
— indie (@INDIEWASHERE) April 4, 2017
I was about to accept a friend request from my high school bully and my tab closed… Gerald, the fbi agent spying on me, is looking out.
— Sarah Schauer (@SJSchauer) January 29, 2018