Getting old is the worst. Remember when you used to drink in college and feel nothing in the morning? Now if you drink three beers your feeling like crap in the morning. Yeah aging is a part of life, but does it really have to be?
As each year passes you are closer to being like your mom and getting cold for no reason. That’s why this commercial is so real.
So sit back and ask someone to rub your feet because they hurt and you’ve been on them all day!
Wow, it's 1am and I'm up having to pee. When did I turn 50? #oldman
— Alex Ehredt (@AlexEhredt) May 4, 2017
I know I’m getting old, when I enjoy tuna fish sandwiches more than candy.
— Travis Greene (@TravisGreeneTV) June 5, 2018
Just overheard two kids discussing what floppy disks may have looked like. No, they weren't ten inches wide. #GettingOld
— Colin T. Campbell (@CallingCampbell) May 12, 2017
— Elizabeth Sellars (@LizzieSellars) April 30, 2017
I'm, held my breath every time Fonzie jumped his motorcycle, years old.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) May 10, 2017
We got a new sponge in the church kitchen and that brightened my day a little… being an adult is stupid.
— Back Row Baptist (@BackRowBaptist) May 18, 2017
I shouldn't complain about getting old. There are plenty of worse places.
— Gen (@GensPlace) May 6, 2017
KID: *falls out of tree* I'm fine
ADULT: *sleeps on neck a little strangely* I have to turn my whole body to look at you for the next week
— batkaren (@batkaren) December 17, 2015
I wanted to tweet something….but I forgot what it was #gettingold
— ЅHΨΔI (@shyainista) May 11, 2017
— Leslie A. (@_L_A_84) May 13, 2017
Bringing back the fanny pack, one vacation at a time.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) May 17, 2017
I need a book entitled "Why Does That Hurt?: How To Tell If You Are Dying Or Just Getting Old."
— TW: Daves (@Dave_Blogger) May 12, 2017
Best part about getting older is I can't remember anything so I can rewatch series and it's almost like new. Rewatching Sopranos now.
— kelkun (@kelkun) May 6, 2017
What they don't tell you about adulthood is how many bed bath and beyond coupons you'll accumulate
— Maya (@mayaw113) May 7, 2017
Just listened to an older song & they used the term "going steady." Is that phrase still a thing? Lol. #ImOld
— Janelle (@garth_spn24) May 18, 2017
Isn't fun how getting older just means realizing that younger you had no idea what being tired really meant.
— thewittystepmother (@thewittystepmom) May 6, 2017
when hitting up garage sales sounds like a fun saturday activity… #gettingold
— jordane (@jjjjordane) May 12, 2017
Sneezed into my elbow and pulled a muscle in my back. Lay off, Lady Time. #oldlady
— Kateri Anne (@Kateri_StL) May 5, 2017
It's always grounding to get the friendly reminder from your 3yr old that "mom, one day…You're gonna turn SIXTY."
— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) January 15, 2017
#midlifecrisis YESTERDAY Flying high b/c eye doctor told me I had picture-perfect eyes for my age. Not bragging, it's just what he said. /1
— Liz “Maybe It’s Lies” Renner (@lizinoma) May 4, 2017
Getting older gives "twist and shout" a whole new meaning.
— pauline (@pauline_mcd) May 6, 2017