It’s that time of year again, where we celebrate dads of all sorts. Whether you’ve been around the block, or are holding an infant for the first time this year, you’ll nod your head and say, “Same” at a lot of these Tweets.
If these aren’t enough for you on this Father’s Day weekend, then take a look at this dad that Tweets about his little girls. You’ll be laughing out loud for days.
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Funny how bossy my toddler is for somebody who just hurt herself eating an animal cracker.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) July 8, 2017
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I teach my kids to make close friends, but not so close that they get invited to birthday parties that require me to buy presents.
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) June 15, 2017
21.
Parenting tip: Learn to breakdance so when you meet your teenager's new friends, you have a cool talent to show them.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) July 17, 2017
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Every parent thinks their kid is genius and more advanced than the average kid. Until you watch your kid get lost in a towel. #dadlife
— Jeff Ferguson (@jferguson26) July 6, 2017
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My sons consider "it's bedtime" my first offer in the negotiation process
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) May 11, 2013
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DOH!!! Playing #hideandseek with my kids. My son found his birthday presents we've been hiding. 😳 #fail#fatherhood #parenthood
— Christopher (@teesang) July 7, 2017
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You know you're a dad, not when you start wearing cargo shorts, it's when you wind up with every single pocket in them loaded with junk.
— HowToBeADad (@HowToBeADad) June 16, 2017
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Gave my 6yr old son a mint Tic-Tac & told him it was a mouse egg.
He's now in his room waiting for it to hatch.
Love being a dad— joe heenan (@joeheenan) July 22, 2017
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Being a parent is basically walking around your housing playing the game "Is that chocolate, poop, or dirt?" And never winning. #parenthood
— Kirktacular6 (@AndrewKirk6) July 12, 2017
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"I don't trust these trees, son…"
"They seem pretty shady."#DadJokes
— Jack Morrison (@StayFrosty76) July 12, 2017
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Had a nightmare that someone left the bathroom light on and I couldn't move to turn it off. I think I hit some weird level of Dad.
— Rock🇺🇸 (@TheMichaelRock) June 12, 2017
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I've done a lot of negotiations in my career, but none harder than convincing my son the red cup is just as good as the orange one #DadLife
— Joe Martin (@joeDmarti) May 13, 2017
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A pretty important part of being a dad is waiting in the car.
— James Kurtis (@OnAirGuy) July 15, 2017
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Being a dad on hols is 50% buying ice cream, 50% putting on suncream, 50% checking the kids haven't drowned & 20% realising you can't count.
— Steven (@steve_d24) July 14, 2017
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Friend: Dude, you have a piece of glitter on your face.
Me: Oh, sorry my son brought a project home from school w/glitter on it 3 years ago.— keith (@tchrquotes) May 6, 2015
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Just missed eldest daughter's last competitive dance in her last year. Because our 4 yr old needed to poop. Timing is everything. #dadlife
— Derek Featherstone (@feather) July 8, 2017
7.
Hi!!! My name is Dad and I'll be your host for today's round of WHERE IS THE USED BANDAID!!!*
*spoiler alert: IT'S IN THE BED!!!— TheUnspiration (@The_Unspiration) June 14, 2017
6.
That awkward moment when a toddler lies and you're not sure if it's because they don't understand or because they're pure evil.
— "Bare Minimum Parenting" comes out in 3 days (@XplodingUnicorn) July 10, 2017
5.
Every minute I spend with my teenage daughter in a @Forever21 is a minute I'll wish for back when on my death bed. #sorrynotsorry #dadlife
— Ken (Not an actual Captain) (@cptbananas) July 6, 2017
4.
Taking my kids out in public is great. I can crop dust everyone and they'll all think my kids just need a diaper change #winning #DaddyTips
— Justin Stadtmuller (@StadtmullerJ) May 15, 2017
3.
One of the main parts of being a husband / dad is apologizing for how you blow your nose.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) July 5, 2017
2.
You know you’re a dad when you know that it’s Donald Duck’s birthday on Friday the 9th of June..
— Evans Gichomo (@eGichomo) May 31, 2017
1.
My three year old tried to help me sleep in this morning by waking me up so he could put all the blankets in the house on me.
— dadpression (@Dadpression) June 17, 2017