Whether you are into ‘Fixer Upper’ or ‘Love It Or List It,’ the fact that you even know what I’m talking about means you’ll laugh at these tweets. Are you into open concepts? Recessed Lighting? How about we re-do those floors and stain them something nice? You’ve heard all the above I have a feeling.
Every episode of flip or flop:
Tarek: "WE'RE ALREADY SO OVER BUDGET THIS COULD FALL THROUGH THIS IS GONNA BE TIGHT"
*makes $60,000 profit*
— 🍁 chlo 🍁 (@chloererb) January 8, 2016
Marriage is basically just eating together and watching HGTV until you die.
— Mr. Fox (@Camel_Crushin) February 19, 2015
I feel like HGTV is creating some false expectations for the attractiveness of the contractor you hire for home renovations.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 29, 2015
I go to the gym mainly to watch HGTV
— Pablo Valdivia (@PabloValdivia) February 10, 2016
Mom: "I'm thinking of taking down that wall."
Me: "Is it load bearing?"
*mom stares at me in shock* #hgtvproblems
— Raquel (@raquel2e) December 10, 2015
"I'm excited to hate these people and all their choices." –me, watching House Hunters Renovations
— grace (@gracetopia) November 1, 2015
Professional skills include Microsoft Office, 90 WPM typing, and occasionally being able to guess which house they'll pick on House Hunters
— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) February 9, 2016
Sometimes I pick "mindless" tv as a distraction to lower my bp but then end up yelling "YOU CANT AFFORD A BEACH HOUSE" #HGTVproblems
— Kat Nielsen (@AnotherABD) July 12, 2015
(my parents watching Property Brothers)
Dad: I swear to God they're gay
Mom: Dan how many times do I have to tell you? They're just Canadian
— Alyssa Manusos (@alyssamanusos) February 4, 2016
18% of my life is judging couples on HGTV.
— Alec Sulkin (@thesulk) February 11, 2016
Valentine's Day plans: watch Fixer Upper all day and cry about Chip and Joanna's relationship
— Lindsay Heyman (@lindsayLheyman) February 10, 2016
"This is my football" was my mom's response to my question "why are you so mad they chose house #2" while she was watching HGTV
— Todd Williams (@TWill15_7) January 29, 2016
"House Hunters" should be called "Couples Realizing They Should See Other People."
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 8, 2014
couple: our budget is $920,000
— i'll venmo u l8r🍜🐕 (@apatheticgirl43) January 27, 2016
When I die, I don't care what I come back as as long as it's not the Property Brothers' other brother.
— Annie Lederman (@annielederman) February 5, 2016
Sext: "do u like hgtv"
— double cherrypie/ disco lemonade (@balloutboy305) February 2, 2016
No more home improvement shows for me. I keep getting emotional at the reveals #hgtvproblems
— Jess Martin (@j_mart26) February 8, 2016
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