Time to lather up the sunscreen, buy all the brats and burgers and get out on the boat start celebrating the US of A! I don’t care who you are having a good time with friends eating good food and drinking cold beer is the way to get to true relaxation. Thank goodness we can do it because we are the land of the free and home of the brave.
In case you aren’t feeling the fourth of July vibes, read some of these tweets and just nod same. After that you will be ready to chill by the kiddie pool in your USA tank for sure.
Don't let seeing your grandpa in shorts ruin your 4th of July!
— braden graeber (@hipstermermaid) July 4, 2012
Happy anniversary of Brexit: 1776 Edition.
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) July 4, 2017
Because it's July 4th, I assert my right to have the freedom to say this. People that eat olives voluntarily are baffling.
— Sopan Deb (@SopanDeb) July 4, 2017
EVERY 4th of July https://t.co/1dOG9uhpvS
— Alejandra Garcia (@__aalee) June 29, 2017
Don't forget to acknowledge the sad, untouched bowl of Ruffles potato chips left on an outside table at whatever 4th of July BBQ you attend.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) July 3, 2015
Next to 4th of July, Memorial Day is the best time to huck a baseball way too fast at other people's kids.
— Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) May 28, 2012
If @HulkHogan sees his shadow on the 4th of July we get six more weeks of wrestlemania!
— paperwash© (@PaperWash) July 3, 2015
4th of July is a very special day when really smart people spend the money they've normally designated for the lottery on loud explosives
— Todd Wife-Getter (@mattytalks) July 4, 2015
[trying to make small talk with my coworker]
have a good 4th?
4th of July
"Like 3 months ago…?"
— luke [from online] (@internetluke) September 29, 2015
July 4th, 1776
British: just saying you're independent doesn't make it true
Thomas Jefferson: pic.twitter.com/3YfFYizQRo
— Sutton Coyle (@SuttonCoyle) July 2, 2017
The 4th of July is the one day of the year that Americans take a break from trying to murder each other and try to murder the sky.
— Bryan Donaldson (@TheNardvark) July 3, 2013
— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) July 4, 2017
it's 4th of july again which means i'll be standing at attention saluting the flag on the taco bell window all afternoon
— chuuch (@ch000ch) July 4, 2015
If your Mom never forced you to wear a crappy flag shirt from Old Navy on the 4th of July, are you really even American? 🇺🇸
— Cloyd Rivers (@CloydRivers) June 27, 2017
July 4th: the one day everyone praises this country the same way Texans do their state every day.
— Kevin Fisher Jr. (@KevinFisher79) July 1, 2017
Today is the day Americans celebrate that time Will Smith took down that alien spacecraft and saved the planet.
— DatNoFact ↗ (@datnofact) July 4, 2017
The 4th of July is when Toby Keith likes to jack off on a bald eagle
— Paige (@PeachCoffin) July 3, 2015
Dad, why do we celebrate 4th of July?
Well son, it celebrates our defeating the aliens that blew up the White House after Will Smith attac
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) July 2, 2014
Happy Birthday, America. I'm hoping this is like a 24th birthday, when you realize life isn't a game and it's time to get it together.
— gayle forman (@gayleforman) July 4, 2017
most people's 4th of july plans are really just what people do in texas everyday: eat bbq, drink beer and light shit on fire
— Lana Berry (@Lana) July 4, 2014
"Hope you had a great 4th of July!" – someone about to ask you for something in an email.
— Jason Mustian (@jasonmustian) July 6, 2015