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19 Of The Best Shower Thoughts That Will Make You Brain Explode

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Sometimes when you are hanging out in the shower, you get the best ideas. Something about the hot water pouring down you gives your brain superpowers. There will probably be some sciencey study that proves this, but for now we just have the best Shower Thoughts from Reddit.

19. “This “Spring Forward” thing would be a lot more popular if we moved the clocks ahead at 2PM on Monday.” – Wobbles42

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18. “Since there are 3600 seconds in an hour, and most people make less than $36.00/hr, their time is worth less than a penny per second. It’s literally worth your time to pick up a penny from the ground.” – ThatOneRoadie

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17. “It must suck to be an air conditioner repairman. You spend your day working in buildings that have no air conditioning. When it’s fixed and finally cool, you leave.” SoDakMax

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16. “At the age of 60, Snoop Dogg will be 420 in dog years” – creator1998

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15. “”Bob’s Burgers” would also be an appropriate title for SpongeBob SquarePants.” – thehydrastation

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14. “Maybe little kids have it right when they worship the garbage man, the postman, the guy who drives the semi and cranes, instead of admiring the cesspool of Hollywood that we adults seem to.” – itsmeagin

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13. “If you won the award of the first man to break two world records, that would make it 3 awards, and you win the award of first man to break 3 records, now you have infinite awards” – The_Lobster_

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12. “Too bad alcohol isn’t heavily discounted the day after St. Patrick’s Day the way candy is after Valentine’s Day.” – Hot_Donald

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11. “Imagine how rich you would have had to be 200 years ago to have music playing in the background while you cook dinner” – DadThrowsBolts

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10. “When we’re young, we sneak out our house to go to parties. When we’re old, we sneak out of parties to go home.” – Reef22

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9. “One day Rick Astley will die and no one will click on the headline.” – Fendson98

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8. “You know you’ve reached adulthood when your bed is in the middle of the wall instead of in the corner.” – AquilaDwei

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7. “For every girl who wonders if a guy is staring at her, there is a guy who accidentally makes eye contact and is now afraid that she thinks he was staring at her.” – ghatsim

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6. “An underrated perk of being an adult is you no longer outgrow your clothes.” – Katneto

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5. “Kids today will never know that unique smell of Blockbuster which was kinda like a mixture of candy and carpet.” – OmarFromTheWire2

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4. “Your dog thinks “fetch” is a game that the two of you made up, and he loves you for that” – PM_ME_GIBSONS

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3. “Most of the trash on the streets is from junk food because people that don’t care about their own health aren’t going to care about the health of the planet.” – RealKingOfEarth

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2. “The myth about undercover cops being required to disclose that they’re undercover cops was definitely started by an undercover cop” – pretzelzetzel

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1. “It kinda makes sense that the target audience for fidget spinners lost interest in them so quickly” – Aristea84

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