It’s that time of the year! Either you are dropping your kids off at school for the first time or shipping them off to college! If any of those scenarios sound familiar, you will enjoy these tweets about getting the kiddos out of the house after a long summer.
Maybe pour a glass of wine and enjoy some peace and quiet while you laugh out loud at these glimpses of life with kids.
— Graeme Mc (@maccagraeme) August 15, 2017
YOU GUYS!!! Know what I hear at my house? NOTHING. I HEAR NOTHING. #backtoschool
— ☠Mamaphizzle☠ (@mjgaphillips) August 24, 2017
"I'm so sad, buddy," I tell my son after he asks how I feel about him going back to school in 2 days.
My tone is convincing but the big smile on my face kinda gives it away.
— That Mom (@ThatMom9) July 31, 2018
Local mom causes children to be late on 1st day of school after a 2-hour photo session in their driveway. See Facebook for more details.
— The Ostrich (@ALostrich) August 10, 2017
The best part of kids going back to school is I can play Fortnite again without getting killed so fast.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 8, 2018
What wine pairs well with back to school supply shopping?
Asking for a friend.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) August 10, 2018
Told my employer I have plans to return to work the same day as my children go back to school. I figured we should all be miserable together
— Lotus Princess (@lilpinklotus) August 7, 2017
My 7-year-old had a substitute on the first day of school.
Teacher burnout started early this year.
— "Bare Minimum Parenting" comes out in 3 days (@XplodingUnicorn) August 10, 2017
Sorry I gave you a high five when you said your kids went back to school today…I thought you were fake-crying to be funny. My fault.
— Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss) August 23, 2016
Back to school shopping. I sit outside the changing room like Simon Cowell. Sorry, it’s a no from me.
— Mary (@AnniemuMary) July 31, 2018
Finally finished taking my sons back to school shopping and I gotta say, they look great in their new yoga pants!
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) August 18, 2017
42 years ago my parents took a picture of me going to kindergarten. It didn't get any likes or comments.
— Jayne Jensen (@Jaynewhatwhat) August 10, 2017
The only thing that brings more joy than the laughter of a child is when the school bus comes to take them away.
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) May 3, 2016
Every kid I see, I yell
BACK TO SCHOOL!!
Then laugh. Bye brats 👋🏻
— 🍩 JULIE SNARK 🍩 (@JulieSnark) August 10, 2018
They're just gonna teach us stuff that we can immediately prove wrong on Wikipedia.
— Corey Miller (@StopEatingBees) August 22, 2017
the kid in me still wants to go to Walmart in August and buy the littest trapper keeper and mechanical pencil combo ever #backtoschool
— Jesse Yarbrough (@schools_AP) August 5, 2017
I kinda feel guilty for being so excited that my kids are back to school this week. And then they speak, and the guilt goes away. #momlife
— Shannon Bowers (@poshmamabowers) August 13, 2017
I may shed some sentimental tears, but they will be into a champagne glass and pedicure tub. #firstdayofschool
— Mama Crysta (@crystabourdon) August 23, 2017
Its that point in adulthood where you call your friends and tell them about the great deals you just got at Walmart #Backtoschoolshopping
— alexis m (@ACMajors) July 28, 2017
1st day of school aka the one day a year I wear makeup to school drop off
— Shannon Sutherland (@ShanSutherland) August 16, 2016
In the fifth realm of hell right now…or as you may know it, the school parking lot on the first day. #parenting
— It'sReally10Months (@really10months) August 18, 2016
You know it's Back to School time when moms alone at Target are high-fiving when they pass each other in the aisles.
— 〰 Just Linda 〰 (@LindaInDisguise) August 25, 2015