It is essential in friendships.
And when it comes to pranking said friendships with creepy clowns, we got you covered.
Thanks to Hurts Donuts, the cheeky bakery will send a creepy clown to whoever you address your donuts to, complete with a terrifying face, cackle and red balloons.
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I am legit peeing my pants right now.
And, to sweeten the pot — Hurts Donuts is doing a special right now.
Throughout the entire month of October, you can have the clown appear anywhere of your choosing to terrify your friends. And then, a box of donuts.
But after the delivery, I don’t know if you will be in good standing with said friends — I think it will depend on their disposition/tolerance of skin-crawl-scary clowns.
The full post to Facebook had a few ideas as to why you need to book their creepy donut delivering clown…
“October is for pranks! Want a dozen delivered by our scary clown FOR FREE?! L/C/S for your chance to W I N! So, Steve ate your yogurt with his bathrobe open? Send him a scary clown delivery. Mike’s cat doesn’t see anything wrong with a little bump and grind and you don’t appreciate it? Send him a scary clown delivery. Brandan brought his acoustic guitar to work in case any girls wanted to “feel what’s in his soul”? Send him a scary clown delivery. Your tinder date, ate all the mozzarella sticks and left you with the bill? Send a scary clown delivery! Do you have to keep telling Mark that he can’t call 6am staff meetings, because he’s only worked there three weeks?! Send him a scary clown delivery! These are just ideas guys, we know you know someone who deserves it!! Call 469-214-8001 to schedule!!”
Full disclosure, you can only terrorize your friends if you reside in a city where a Hurts Donut is located. Sorry folks….or you’re welcome. I’m not sure which sentiment to use…
Thankfully, we have a list for you below!
West Des Moines, IA
Oklahoma City, OK
Colorado City, CO
Kansas City, MO
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The Hurts Donuts clown is scheduled for Ft. Worth this week.
To pencil him in, you can call Hurt Donuts at 469-214-8001….if you dare.
According to the donut’s website, the establishment is open 25 hours a day, 8 days a week and I am no mathematician but something seems off.
But then again, they have a guy dressed up as a creepy clown delivering donuts, so the hours seem fitting.
And with over 70 flavors of donuts with names like English Gentleman, ET and Jesus — the creepy clown may be worth the scare.
Watch a recent delivery below for a good laugh and to win a free delivery of your own, like, comment and share this post.
We are not clownin’ around.
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