Remember the woman who left her fiance 12 years ago for a ghost lover?
She’s back and she has some big news.
If you read the above sentences and are very confused, let us fill you in.
Amethyst Realm is a 30-year-old who spoke up last year about how she stopped seeing real men for the real deal — ghosts.
Realm claims since the ripe age of 18, she has slept with close to 20 ghosts.
But Realm has since met someone (or something) special and wants to settle down.
She met this particular spirit on a trip to Australia and brought him back home to England.
Realm, who is also a spiritual counselor, shared with The Sun:
“I’d not had a phantom fling for a while and as I was away on business, starting a new relationship was the last thing on my mind. Then one day, while I was walking through the bush, enjoying nature, I suddenly felt this incredible energy. A new lover had arrived.”
She says she was just expecting a fling and nothing serious.
“Yeah I was really sad because, in my experience, spirits tend to be a bit static. So I thought I had to leave it behind. And whilst I was on the plane, I suddenly realized. It surprised me and, yeah, come with me.”
Realm also shared how the two could not contain their affection for one another, doing the deed on the plane ride home because, well — ghosts are hot and bothered I guess.
Realm shared:
“I couldn’t believe it. I was happy and excited – so excited that we had to do something about it. So we headed to the plane loo and, well, I am now a member of the Mile High Club.”
Ermmmm…I am not sure that’s how that works….
Realm shared on the show “This Morning” how she refers to him and what his background is.
“I refer to it as him, because that’s easier. He’s very ancient, very wise, very kind. I would say [he has been on the planet] for a very long time. It’s difficult to explain in terms of normal, earthbound relationships. It’s a bit deeper than that, we don’t have a need for conversation. We’re just about emotion and feeling, and connection.”
Fast forward nine months and cut to Realm’s ghost boyfriend wanting to take the next step.
And no, the next step is not having Realm’s boyfriend possess her body as I assumed.
Realm’s spirit-S.O. asked for her hand in the Wookey Hole Caves in Somerset.
Because nothing screams romance like hole caves, baby.
Realm’s said:
“Halfway through the tour, he told me he wanted to hang back from the group. That’s when it happened. There was no going down on one knee – he doesn’t have knees. But for the first time, I heard him speak.”
Realm said the four words echoed around the caves in a ‘deep’ and ‘sexy’ way.
She said: “It’s hard to explain but, until that point, his words were inside my head. But, on that day, the words were outside. I could actually hear his voice and it was beautiful. Deep, sexy and real.”
The pair are currently planning their wedding day but they are still working on the details.
And get ready for the REAL crazy part….
Realm wants to have a baby with her new fiance.
She said: “I’ve looked into it and I don’t think it’s totally out of the question.”
REALLY?! Because I have so many questions…
And believe it or not, Realm also says spirits are A-M-A-Z-I-N-G in bed.
She said: “Ghost lovers tend to be more sensual and adept than the average bloke. There’s always more of a connection, because the sex goes beyond physical. It’s like any other kind of sex. The main difference is I just can’t see them. I feel them though, their weight against me, their touch, the warmth and energy that just sinks into me. Sometimes I get the feeling that I’m being moved. Orgasms I have with my spirit lovers have been way more satisfying than any I’ve had with ordinary men.”
EMPHASIS ON ‘I JUST CAN’T SEE THEM.’
Just sayin’.
Oh and back to the two having kids…
Realm shares:
“I’ve been looking into phantom pregnancies, and I believe that a phantom pregnancy is actually a real pregnancy but you have a phantom inside you rather than a human baby. And the reason we don’t ever manage to carry these to full term is the people that have this don’t understand this or even comprehend that it’s possible. But I’m hoping through understanding what’s going on with my body, I’ll be able to.”
Well folks, I have truly heard it all.
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