After a keen cat continued to steal food from a nearby neighbor, an insane note was left threatening to kidnap said cat.
After finding a note on his doorstep, Karl Hart was perturbed when he read how the author threatened to kidnap his cat Winston and drop it off at a shelter if he did not stop the cat from eating another cat’s food.
Winston had been making himself at home at the neighbor’s house in Walney, near Barrow-in-Furness, and letting himself in to eat special food that was left out for the actual kitty of the house.
And as most cat owners know, this isn’t a rarity. But the neighbor was not very pleased with Winston’s actions.
The note read: “I am writing regarding your cat Winston, a grey cat with a bow tie collar. He is a pest. The neighbor says he is your cat?
He is constantly through our cat flap and eating all our cat’s food throughout the day.
My cat needs to be on a special diet that is expensive, he trashes my kitchen opening cat pouches all over the floor.
Each time I catch him from now on I will take him to the RSPCA, which will be inconvenient for you as I commute to work, so will be Lancaster, Kendal, Blackpool, Preston and sometimes Scotland.
So, each time I catch him I will take him to a different one so you will have to pick him up.
You need to maybe get him a cat flap, so he isn’t locked out all day or at least feed him now and again. This is neglect. He is a beautiful boy and if I didn’t already have my cat, I would take him in microchipped or not and I wouldn’t let him out.
Please keep him in or at least feed him otherwise traveling around the country with him is my next step with him.
My cat needs his diet regulating and your cat keeps eating it all. Thank you.”
Karl then posted the crazy letter to Facebook, saying:
“To the anonymous lady in the vicinity of Verdun Avenue, Walney threatening to abduct my cat…
“Firstly; let me assure you that I do appreciate your frustration with Winston coming into your house and eating your cat’s food.
I too find other cats entering my house through the cat flap that is present and eating the food that is here.
I, however, see it as an acceptable hazard of allowing my cat to come and go as he pleases.
Secondly; please be assured that as I do not follow Winston on his adventures, and he doesn’t report back to me on them, the letter you posted through my door was the first I’ve heard of him freeloading off you.
In all seriousness, in order to prevent what appears to be your objective of making my life hard by travelling around the country to retrieve my cat (in no way stopping him helping himself to your cats food once he’s home and exploring again) I would like to offer to buy you a new cat flap that only your cat can access.
Please get in touch with me to organize a rational solution to this issue.
Also, if you happen to be friends with the lady please pass this message along.”
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