After Drinking Wine Out Of A Pringles Can, Local Woman Gets Banned From Walmart

In Wichita Falls, Texas — one police department received a phone call no one expected.

What was the unexpected, exactly?

A woman riding on an electric shopping cart whilst drinking wine out of a Pringles can.

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And if that’s not the new, best Cards Against Humanity Card — I don’t know what is.

According to the Time Record,hher antics had been going on since close to 6:30 a.m. — yes, you read that correctly.

“The woman was reportedly riding on an electric shopping cart more commonly used for people with physical limitations. Officers were also told she was drinking wine from a Pringles can.”

And while yes, her make shift glass of choice could be interpreted as the opposite of classy — we can’t fault her on creativity.

And around 9 a.m. – she was informed that she had been banned from Walmart for her erratic behavior.

And of all the things that could have happened at Walmart (and as we all know, CRAZY THINGS happen there) it is not the worst.

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But according to the internet — this woman made waves in the best way.

Folks flocked to Twitter to share their thoughts on the woman’s bold life choices, saying:

“If we don’t want people to drink wine from Pringles cans, maybe they shouldn’t be the perfect size.”

“In Texas, carrying guns: fine. Wine in a Pringles can: Are you crazy???”

“This is bad*ss on so many levels:
-Drinking wine out of a Pringles can
-Riding around on an electric cart
-Permanently Banned from store”

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“So is there a….Mr. Drinking Wine From a Pringles Can While Riding an Electric Cart Around The Walmart Parking Lot?”

“…if this lady turned Pringles into wine she is greater than Jesus.”

“Missing from article…BUT WHAT FLAVOR WERE THE PRINGLES?!?!”

“I did the same. I was just lucky I wasn’t caught.”

“Drinking wine out of a Pringles can was fine, but the woman refused to pay Walmart’s uncorking fee.”

But drinking wine out of a Pringles can – believe it or not – is not the most bizarre thing that has ever happened at Walmart.

One Walmart customer by the name of Wayne Brandenburg became romantically interested in a cashier who was working at the store. He asked her out eventually, wooing her by taking her to a Chinese buffet. She said yes, and the two began to date. And when they were engaged, they decided on a venue that started their love story….you guessed it. Walmart. The store even allowed them to get married there and of course, the wedding cake was from the store’s bakery.

Most likely the where the reception was held. Image via flickr

Then, one 18-year-old male from Virginia decided to walk into a Walmart to steal 26 gallons of milk. And the staff did not seem to notice him despite him wearing a cow suit.

After he made it out of the store on all fours, he then started to hand out the milk to those passing by.

He was later found my police at a local McDonald’s — in full cow form.

To read up on more bizarre Walmart tales, click here.

To spice up your mornings in a legal way, may we suggest a virgin Sangria in an old Frito bag whilst borrowing your step-son’s VR headset before he leaves for school?

Just a family, friendly-alternative idea for the bold and brazen out there….

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