Three months after one date — a Tinder nightmare of a man messaged 24-year-old Kimberley Lathan-Hawkesford a 15-pointer-message regarding their one and only date and yes, it is as awful as it sounds.
For the sake of privacy, we will call this man Lucifer.
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Lucifer and Kimberley matched on Tinder after a week of messaging, deciding to then meet up.
At first, Kimberley shared how the date went “really well,” after the two went for coffee and then to a pub later in the evening for food.
But the date took a turn for the worst when Lucifer asked Kimberley if she would have plastic surgery and suggested places where she could shop before they met next.
Kimberely shared with LADbible how Lucifer was “a snob and just a generally horrible person,” and that “the date was just a disaster.”
Fast forward three months later with both parties seemingly having moved on — when Kimberley receives a horrific message from Lucifer.
The message starts off saying:
“Hello Kimberley, I know we went on a date quite a while ago now but I’d like to explain why I haven’t messaged you. I feel like you could have made the date much better, here’s a few reasons why. I apologize if I offend you.”
Lucifer proceeds to list the following “suggestions” should Kimberley want to see him ever again.
Lucifer (see also: Garbage Human) kicks off his master list with saying:
“If you lost some weight you would look incredible.”
“You are very pale. I know you aren’t a fan of the sun but a bit of fake tan wouldn’t hurt.”
“You have quite big boobs so you should show off your cleavage more.”
“I think you need to wear clothes that suit your figure and maybe update your style slightly. Just so I’m not embarrassed to be seen with you.”
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“You need to dye your hair a normal color and add extensions. Longer hair is much more attractive.”
“You need to look more natural, stop wearing make up. Just make yourself look decent but don’t overkill it.”
“Your lips have gone down so you should think of getting more filler. I know you said you regretted it but filler would make you sexier.”
“You need so much more confidence, confidence is sexy!”
“The fact you take things slow makes you look like a prude. I didn’t get a kiss which messed with my ego. Be more sensitive to others’ feelings.”
“When we got food, I know you got a salad but having full fat coke is more calories you don’t need.”
He added: “You need to keep your past to a minimum. I don’t care about it and what you went through.”
“Get a sense of humor, you didn’t laugh at a single one of my jokes.”
“You just seemed a bit stuck up. Sort your personality out.”
“You made me feel sh*t when you offered to pay. It’s like you thought I didn’t have enough money after telling you how much is in my account.”
“You didn’t compliment me once.”
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Lucifer wrapped up his critique in a shiny bow, making a tempting offer should Kimberley heed his advice.
“If you take these on board I might consider another date. I will give you a month and get back in touch to see if this made a difference. Good day to you Kimberly.”
Kimberley reacted to the cruel list, saying: “At first I was absolutely mortified and it killed my confidence, but the more I read it the funnier it became. I couldn’t understand how a guy could say such things to a woman.”
So what feedback does Kimberley have for Lucifer incarnate?
She said: “My only tip for him is to respect women as his behavior is disgusting.”
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