After quizzing 2,000 men and their views on facial hair — a fifth of them believed they would go celibate for an entire year in exchange for the ultimate beard.
Conducted by OnePoll, the research found that 40 percent of men would also spend a night behind bars or a year without coffee for a better beard.

While just 18 percent they would be willing to shave their head for the dream beard.
Y’all are crazy for facial hair and it shows! Literally.