If You’ve Watched HGTV For Even 17 Minutes You’ll Laugh At These Tweets
Whether you are into ‘Fixer Upper’ or ‘Love It Or List It,’ the fact that you even know what I’m talking about means you’ll laugh at these tweets. Are you into open concepts? Recessed Lighting? How about we re-do those floors and stain them something nice? You’ve heard all the above I have a feeling.
19.
Every episode of flip or flop: Tarek: “WE’RE ALREADY SO OVER BUDGET THIS COULD FALL THROUGH THIS IS GONNA BE TIGHT”
*makes $60,000 profit*
— chlo (@chloererb) January 8, 2016
18.
https://twitter.com/itszackwtf/status/695441919418077184
17.
Marriage is basically just eating together and watching HGTV until you die.
— The Fantastic Mr.Fox (@Camel_Crushin) February 19, 2015
16.
https://twitter.com/jjnizzi/status/693520850306228225
15.
I feel like HGTV is creating some false expectations for the attractiveness of the contractor you hire for home renovations.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 29, 2015
14.
I go to the gym mainly to watch HGTV
— Pablo Valdivia (@PabloValdivia) February 10, 2016
13.
Mom: “I’m thinking of taking down that wall.”Me: “Is it load bearing?”
*mom stares at me in shock* #hgtvproblems
— Raquel (@raquel2e) December 10, 2015
12.
“I’m excited to hate these people and all their choices.” –me, watching House Hunters Renovations
— grace (@gracetopia) November 1, 2015
11.
Professional skills include Microsoft Office, 90 WPM typing, and occasionally being able to guess which house they’ll pick on House Hunters
— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) February 9, 2016
10.
Sometimes I pick “mindless” tv as a distraction to lower my bp but then end up yelling “YOU CANT AFFORD A BEACH HOUSE” #HGTVproblems
— Kat Nielsen (@KMNielsenMSW) July 12, 2015
9.
(my parents watching Property Brothers)Dad: I swear to God they’re gay
Mom: Dan how many times do I have to tell you? They’re just Canadian
— Alyssa Manusos (@alyssamanusos) February 4, 2016
8.
18% of my life is judging couples on HGTV.
— Alec Sulkin (@thesulk) February 11, 2016
7.
Valentine’s Day plans: watch Fixer Upper all day and cry about Chip and Joanna’s relationship
— Lindsay Heyman (@lindsayLheyman) February 10, 2016
6.
“This is my football” was my mom’s response to my question “why are you so mad they chose house #2” while she was watching HGTV
— Todd Williams (@TWill15_7) January 29, 2016
5.
“House Hunters” should be called “Couples Realizing They Should See Other People.”
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 8, 2014
4.
watching HGTV
couple: our budget is $920,000
me: pic.twitter.com/2EiW09bZxS
— i’ll venmo u l8r🍜🐕 (@apatheticgirl43) January 27, 2016
3.
When I die, I don’t care what I come back as as long as it’s not the Property Brothers’ other brother.
— Annie Lederman (@annielederman) February 5, 2016
2.
Sext: “do u like hgtv”
— digital bath (@balloutboy305) February 2, 2016
1.
No more home improvement shows for me. I keep getting emotional at the reveals #hgtvproblems
— Jess Martin (@j_mart26) February 8, 2016
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