The wait is over, pills that make your farts smell like roses and chocolates are finally here
Farting: we all are guilty of it.
But farting means a healthy gut, so it’s good for us right?
If only there was a way to fart without the smell…
Never fear, french inventor Christian Poincheval is here!
Esteemed inventor Poincheval has recently invented a pill that claims will make your farts smell from violets to roses, chocolate to ginger — sounds delicious!
Image via Lutin Malin
These “100 percent natural pills” are sold by the company Lutin Malin whose website states that the origin of the fart pill came into existence when Poinchevel said to himself: “it would be more appropriate to be able to fart without bothering the neighbours!”
“…we were at table with friends after a copious meal when we nearly asphyxiated ourselves with our smelly farts. The gas wasn’t that great for our table neighbours. So something had to be done about this. You can disguise the sound of a fart but not the stench…”
So the inventor set out to create a pill that would transform something smelly to something you couldn’t smell enough…
To understand the science behind the magical pills, Lutin Malin shared with UNILAD the pill’s background.
“The Fart Pill was developed by a French inventor, Christian Poincheval, starting in 2004. Poincheval had already won many awards at the French inventor expo “Concours Lepine” including printable toilet paper for story reading. After launching the toilet paper and having a hearty meal at a restaurant he and his friends were stifled by the stench of their farts – as were their table neighbours. This is when the idea came to find a solution to quell the stink and if possible, with regular kitchen herbs.”
“The initial trials using mint or estrogen did not give the desired results so Poincheval turned to natural dietary supplement ingredients. Many ingredients were tested and in the end it was a special mix providing different benefits that gave the desired effect. Coupled with a natural aroma component, the Rose and Violet (lilac) Fart Pills were launched. In January 2015 a special Saint Valentine’s Day ginger pill was released followed by lilly of the valley for May Day in 2019.”
But before you start popping, your farts need to adjust for a moment before they smell like flowers.
“Taken daily without interruption the Fart Pill will progressively aromatise the digestive tract thus relieving stench and even giving it a floral fragrance. The precise dosage depends on the individual’s condition, dietary habits and the desired effect. It is recommended to take 2 to 6 pills per day spread out at meal times with a glass of water.”
The results seem to speak to themselves, with Lutin Malin sharing with UNILAD:
“The latest we heard back was from a Chinese girl who has an extreme condition and was thrilled to be able to go out with her friends again without the fear of embarrassment. Due to the intimacy of the subject we don’t get a lot of written feedback. We actually stopped bothering our repeat customers for this a while ago. It’s all very well shipping totally discretely but then invading someone’s privacy is not perceived very well.”
