Teen Wants To Actually Marry A Zombie Doll She Says She’s “Fallen In Love With”
That’s it, no more internet for the rest of the week. I’m usually super inclusive and let people do what they want. I was cool with the lady that wanted to be a dragon, the guy that wanted to be Beckham and the teen that had way too many tattoos and piercings. I’m finally drawing the line and saying no to this teen that wants to marry a dang doll. It’s not even a real doll, it’s a ZOMBIE DOLL! This is like a terrible deleted scene from Warm Bodies.
It’s time for parents to stop saying their kids can do anything they want in this life. Sure they can say they want to be a firefighter when they grow up, but marrying an inanimate object? Nope! You’re grounded!
Felicity Kadlec from Massachusetts is the girl in question and she got this doll (named Kelly) when she was 13. She found the doll on some creepy website and was eventually gifted it. Whoever gave that gift must regret a lot of things right now.
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Apparently Felicity even has a tattoo of Kelly’s name on her arm. She’s underage so some parental figure had to sign off on that nonsense. It seems that when she was 16 she started to catch the old feelings for Kelly. Felicity says:
“I have had boyfriends in the past, and I always thought that I was in love with them – but they never made me feel the way I do now.
We have a normal, intimate relationship which is progressing in the normal way – and we are getting married in September.
Our relationship was on and off since I was 16, because I would tell myself that it was wrong and break it off.”
People responded on Twitter the same way you and I are probably thinking…
I have to agree with that last one. Just buy her an American Doll and be like all the other girls. At least that wedding would be less, creepy? Not really sure on that one.
Felicity continued on, saying:
“I am intimate with Kelly – I caress her and feel safe with her, and I feel a genuine connection when I’m having an intimate moment with her.
Myself and Kelly are now set to get married in September, as it’s the same month as our birthdays, and I have even bought the rings already.”
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For some reason her friends and family aren’t fully onboard with this “relationship.” She says that when they go out in public, her friends and family, “won’t let me bring Kelly with me.” Hmmm I wonder why…
Even though there is a lot of criticism, Felicity says that Kelly makes her happy and that’s all that matters. We didn’t get an invite to the wedding, but I bet the wedding registry looks something like The Addams Family meets Bachelorette.
We will let you know if we hear any more about Felicity and Kelly’s dream wedding next month.
